Satura Apologia Today

Wittenberg Germany – Sixteenth century Germans announce an error in the history books. History records that Martin Luther posted ninety-five theses on the Wittenberg door beginning what is known to history as the protestant reformation.

            However, this morning a ninety sixth thesis was found nailed to the Wittenberg door with a groundbreaking announcement from Luther himself. Luther announced, via a small piece of paper nailed onto a door that he is running for Pope! The announcement itself was brief and ended with the words ‘Make Catholicism Great Again!’

            Luther’s campaign got off to a running start with some thoughts from the Almighty himself. The Pope immediately announced that God personally endorsed him for pope and thought Martin Luther was a heretic. In fact, Luther was almost as big of heretic as the apostle Paul was when he wrote all those protestant sounding epistles. John Calvin on other hand announced that God had predestined Luther to win. Calvin noted that for that reason he would not be doing any campaigning.

            A source that was familiar with Luther said that Luther’s priority if elected, would be to build a wall. A wall separating good doctrine from bad doctrine.

Luther’s campaign said they would appreciate your prayers as they work to make Catholicism great again! Now, Satura Apologia Today was asked by Luther’s campaign to get the chant started. Make him Pope! Make him Pope! Make him Pope!

Want to learn more about the papacy of Martin Luther? Check out the podcast where we talk about Luther’s peace deals with Muhammad in the middle east and a special car from Elon Musk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxbY_LDHZsk