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Salt Lake City – Latter Day Saint Trekkies rejoice! Joseph Smith was out on a walk when he received yet another vision from the angel Moroni.
“Joseph” the angel declared, this time sporting a prominent ridge on his forehead. “I have some more Golden Plates for you to decode. These ones come directly from the universe’s newest God: Worf.”
Upon taking out his trusty hat and seer stone, a shocked Joseph Smith found these plates were not written in Reformed Egyptian, but in Klingon. “Wow!” Smith exclaimed. “This language is more real than Reformed Egyptian. And from the first God other than Elohim to reveal himself to humans on earth!” The excitement on Smith’s face was palpable.
After Joseph Smith got a Klingon to English dictionary and decoded the plates, he discovered that they told him to canonize every Star Trek movie and tv series, especially The Next Generation.
Critics are asking when Star Wars will join Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica as official Latter Day Saint Science non - fiction