Satura Apologia Today

Somewhere Between Arabia and Geneva – It’s a bad day in apologetics history. John Calvin and Muhammad joined Twitter and the social media battle of the centuries is breaking.

            Sources confided to Satura Apologia Today that one of Muhammad’s companions discovered Calvin’s twitter profile and knew immediately that there was only one dude in the whole of human history who might be able to take on John Calvin, Muhammad.

            RIGGED ELECTION! NOT GOOD. SAD. Muhammad tweeted in all caps after doing some scrolling through Calvin’s recent tweets. Muhammad’s tweet received thousands of likes with many agreeing with Muhammad that God should not be permitted to rig the election by saving countless Muslims.

            FAKE NEWS!!! GOD IS FREE TO SAVE WHOMEVER HE PLEASES. Calvin tweeted in response. The story is developing, Muhammad is expected to reply.

            For any who wish to follow Calvin on Twitter, Calvin’s profile picture is a tulip, and his number one tweet reads ‘Make God Great Again!’