Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: Does the Quran understand the Christian doctrine of the Trinity? Does it really allege that Christians believe in a Trinity of God, Jesus, and Mary in Surah 5:116? https://www.answering-islam.org/authors/gilchrist/jesus/chapter7.html

Nicaea – In their latest strike, the church fathers who gathered at Nicaea decided to delete Mary from the Trinity.

            “This is a highly problematic belief.” Church Father Athanasius explained. “The blessed virgin cannot be sent to indwell male believers without causing issues down the line!” Athanasius’s face turned red. “Get her out of the Trinity!”

            “What, a woman in the holy trinity? Impossible!” An outraged not so- jolly old St. Nicholas declared. “I know, we will take her out. Ho, Ho, Ho!”

            In related news, the Council of Nicaea also removed one slightly embarrassing section of the Quran where Allah suggests that Jesus came from a stork who also happened to be a virgin.