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Shrewsbury England – In his latest plug for evolution, celebrated atheist Charles Darwin has started a new restaurant called Cibus Ex Nihilo. “My restaurant is the only restaurant recommended for those who want to lose weight!” An excited Darwin declared.

Cibus Ex Nihilo, or literally food out of nothing will simply seat guests at nice booths and then wait for food and drink to evolve from nothing.

            According to Darwin, the most frequent guests at Cibus Ex Nihilo are religious people who are currently on a fast. “Man does not live on bread alone” Pastor Charles Haddon Spurgeon said after going out to eat at Cibus Ex Nihilo. “It is only at Darwin’s new restaurant that we Christians are reminded of that glorious truth!”

            Customer reviews from guests who are not on a fast include but are not limited too “I’m hungry” “I’m famished” and “Where is the local McDonalds?”

            By publishing time, Darwin announced that the restaurant would be shutting down due to an inability to make money come from nothing.