Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: The Quran labors under the misapprehension that Mary is the third person of the Trinity rather than the Holy Spirit in Surah 5:116 of the Quran.

Mecca – Islamic prophet Muhammad recently announced that the force from Star Wars is actually a female virgin that also happens to be the third person of the Godhead.

Critics have questioned where Muhammad finds ‘the Force’ in the Bible. Critics also wonder where Muhammad got the idea that the Force was anything like the Holy Spirit.

“He is probably looking to find the Force in the same passages that he finds himself.” Trinitarian defender Athanasius of Alexandria said. “Only in the much sought-after book of Hezekiah will you find the Holy Spirit referred to as the Force and Muhammad referred to as a prophet.”

In other news, Muhammad wasn’t quite sure how he could fulfill the prophecy that is obviously about him in John 14:16.