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Mecca – In an effort to fix Allah’s error in affirming that the Bible is the inerrant word of God, the Islamic prophet Muhammad is slated to write his own translation of the Bible. Sources have confirmed that the ‘Muhammad Translation’ will be just as reliable as the Joseph Smith Translation and the New World Translation.

“Muhammad’s Bible translation abilities are second only to Joseph Smith in their reliability.” Sources close to the prophet boasted. “His reading and writing skills are just as trustworthy as Joseph Smith’s Egyptian skills, and his theology is on par with that of Charles Taze Russell.”

Unlike the real Bible, Muhammad will appear as a true prophet of God in the ‘Muhammad Translation.’ The addition of Muhammad to the Bible has been hailed by critics. “He got himself into the Bible the same way that Joseph Smith did.” One commentator said.

By publishing time, Muhammad had not responded to our request for comment, however, friends of the prophet assured us that this was only because he could not read or write.