Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: Atheists equate belief in the existence of God with belief in the existence of the giant spaghetti monster.

In a decades-long struggle with die-hard fans of spaghetti, the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science has finally proved conclusively that the giant spaghetti monster does not exist.

            “It turns out it was a figment of Richard Dawkins’s imagination.” A spokesman for RDFRS told the press.

            In a statement, atheist Christopher Hitchens added. “We have also been able to disprove the existence of cosmic noodles, quantum super pancakes, and the gravitational pull of the almighty potato.”

            Charles Darwin pushed back against the new atheists advising them not to come to any hasty conclusions. “If we can rule out God, I don’t think we can count the notion of a quantum super pancake out just yet. We need something to create the universe.”

            At publishing time, the RDFRS announced a new initiative to attempt to disprove the existence of God.