Satura Apologia Today

Moscow, Soviet Union – Well-known atheist Joseph Stalin recently gave the public a few reasons why Stalin’s anti-God approach to society will work better than God’s.

            “God does terrible things to a society,” Stalin said in a press release. “Look at what he did to Heaven. He made it into a paradise and didn’t ask for the Government’s help. He even managed to eliminate classes without revolution. Sad.”

            Stalin also took God to task for world hunger. “God just sits up there and provides a foundation for feeding the hungry. On the other hand, I have ended millions of people’s hunger by killing them.” Stalin sighed contentedly, “isn’t subjective morality great?”

            In related news, Adolf Hitler announced his plan to exterminate all unwanted clumps of cells wandering around Germany.