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Did Joseph Smith know Egyptian when he translated the Latter-Day Saint scripture the Book of Abraham? Cold Case Detective J. Warner Wallace investigates. https://coldcasechristianity.com/writings/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism/

Carthage Illinois – In an effort to reassure concerned Latter-Day Saints, Joseph Smith told sources that his Egyptian was just as good as his Klingon. In an effort to prove this dubious claim, Joseph Smith and Brigham Young decided to go evangelize Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry in Klingon.

“Floofer Doofer.” Joseph Smith greeted Gene Roddenberry. According to Brigham Young, this was met with a confused glance from the Star Trek creator. The clarifying remark, “Blubber flubber flipper flopper,” did nothing to clarify Smith’s point.

“It’s supposed to be Klingon,” Young told Roddenberry. “Don’t you recognize it?”

In related news, Joseph Smith attempted to save Pharaoh's soul in Egyptian and accidentally convinced the Egyptian monarch that the next plague to hit Egypt will be spaghetti and meatballs raining down from on high.