Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: The Bible was not canonized at the Council of Nicaea.

Nicaea – In his latest rationale for believing the Bible had been corrupted, the Islamic prophet Muhammad told sources that he distrusted the Council of Nicaea’s canonization skills.

“Charles Haddon Spurgeon, the chair of the Council of Nicaea is notoriously bad at adding books to the Bible.” Muhammad reputedly said. “His presence at the 325 council makes me suspect corruption.”

Muhammad went on to label the appearances of the apostle Paul and Billy Graham as highly concerning as well. Muhammad caveated his bold statements by saying. “Any book of the Bible not canonized at the Council of Nicaea is the inspired word of Allah!”

In related news, the Council of Nicaea never mentioned the canon of scripture and spent most of the time discussing the Trinity instead.