Satura Apologia Today

Oxford University – A recent study found that those who believe in the concept of a multiverse are at least ten times more likely to be Marvel fans.

Famed atheist Charles Darwin elaborated on why he has always wanted to believe in the multiverse. “I want to be Thanos,” Darwin explained. “In the Multiverse that is theoretically possible.”

God Delusion author Richard Dawkins gave a different explanation of why he hopes the multiverse is true. “I have always thought of myself as a Dr. Strange type,” Dawkins told atheists. “In the multiverse, I could prove myself right.”

In related news, Martin Luther revealed if the Multiverse were Biblical, which it is not, he would be Bible Man crushing all the atheists.