Satura Apologia Today

Oxford England – Atheist Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion got up from writing his latest diatribe against Christians when he belatedly noticed that there was a difference between Yahweh and Zeus.

            “My, my, my, but if you examine the Iliad and the Bible carefully, you notice differences,” Dawkins muttered nervously. “Zeus had a beginning and Yahweh did not. How did I miss that?” According to his wife, Dawkins proceeded to smack himself on the forehead before continuing.

            “Christians don’t believe in a created God.” Dawkins stammered to himself.  “I bet Christians also don’t believe that they are going to sit on clouds playing harps for all eternity, either. Dear me, but this is a catastrophe!”

            At publishing time, Dawkins had announced plans to publish a new version of The God Delusion entitled The Giant Spaghetti Monster Delusion.