Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: Muslims claim that Muhammad was foretold in Deuteronomy 18:18. Given the context of that verse, the only way to find Muhammad is to claim he is an Israelite. The LDS Church claims that lost Israelites wound up in the Americas.

Arabia – Muhammad, the totally Israelite prophet foretold in Deuteronomy 18:18 recently had the chance to pick up a Book of Mormon. After reading what Moroni had to say, Muhammad became convinced that if the Israelites went to America that is where he too must go.

“Book me a trip with Christopher Columbus!” Muhammad ordered his companions.

 “Who?” Muhammad’s companions wondered.

 “Oh, you know, that sailor foretold in Jonah chapter 20.”

 America, just like Muhammad and Christopher Columbus is prophesied about in the Bible. America can be found in the Book of Philistines.

By the time of this article’s publication, Christopher Columbus was unavailable, and Muhammad was exploring the possibility of a voyage with Joseph Smith.