Satura Apologia Today

Oxford University – According to sources, the number of atheists who believe that The Da Vinci Code can be found on the history channel is at an all-time high.

            “Where is it?” Charles Darwin scratched his head as he scrolled through the history channel. “Finding The Da Vinci Code on the history channel is harder than finding problems with the Bible.”

            “Of course, Jesus married Mary Magdalene!” Joseph Smith told concerned atheists after the History Channel released an official statement saying it did not carry The Da Vinci Code. “Jesus probably married more women as well.”

            Related films that atheists wish could be found on the History Channel but aren’t, include Planet of the Apes 1, Planet of the Apes 2, and Planet of the Apes 3.