Sam Harris Comes to the Mind-Blowing Conclusion that the Giant Spaghetti Monster Doesn’t Ground Morality
Sam Harris Comes to the Mind-Blowing Conclusion that the Giant Spaghetti Monster Doesn’t Ground Morality

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Beyond the Satire Note: Is God necessary to ground morality? Check out this article from CARM. https://carm.org/defending-the-faith/the-moral-argument/

Los Angeles - After failing to prove that God isn’t necessary for objective morality, atheist Sam Harris decided to prove that the Giant Spaghetti Monster doesn’t ground morality instead.

“This noodle-covered meatball is going down!” Sam Harris calmly told his audience. “Just pretend like it’s the Christian God, even though it is not.” Harris serenely surveyed his audience.

“I can eat Spaghetti and not throw meatballs at my wife without the aid of some Giant Spaghetti Monster.” An indignant Harris said. “Pretend that is the argument theists make to suggest God grounds morality,” Harris added sheepishly.

In related news, Charles Darwin stops the holocaust by reading Adolf Hitler the science textbook. Read the full story here. https://rocksolidapologia.com/?p=799

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