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Beyond the Satire Note: When was Jesus supposed to come back again? Wasn’t he overdue in 1975 according to the Jehovah’s Witnesses? Cold Case Detective J. Warner Wallace investigates. https://coldcasechristianity.com/writings/some-important-questions-for-the-jehovahs-witness-worldview/

Washington DC – It won’t be too much longer now for Jehovah’s Witnesses who have been expecting the imminent return of Jesus since 1886. 

“Jesus will make America great again,” Russell told eager Jehovah’s Witnesses while wearing a MAGA hat. “The long wait is over!” Russell continued, in his address on national television. “Donald Trump will be back in office in 2023, just like he was supposed to have been in 2022.”

“Let me make myself clear!” Russell thundered. “There will be no more disappointments like 1925, and 1970. Comparing this prophecy to all my other false prophesies is fake news.”

Russell did not reply immediately to Rock Solid Apologia’s request for comment.