Satura Apologia Today

In a record instance of total agreement between Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Mao Zedong, all three genocidal maniacs endorsed new atheists’ claims that religion poisons everything.

“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction,” declared new atheist Richard Dawkins. “God is jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”

“Amen brother,” said Hitler as the holy and just God of both Old and New Testaments sent him to Hell for genocide.

The new atheist Christopher Hitchens added his voice to the conversation agreeing with Dawkins. “Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.”

“I could not have said that better myself!” An enthusiastic Mao Zedong declared. “This is exactly why I am taking China back to the days before Christianity.”

“We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid.” Christopher Hitchens continued to the delight of Joseph Stalin.

By publishing time, Charles Darwin had distanced himself from the new atheists.