Satura Apologia Today

Mecca – Internationally renowned theologian and prophet Muhammad recently showed off some of his stellar skills in mathematics to disprove the Christian doctrine of the Trinity.

            “The Trinity is dumb,” Muhammad said, after breezing through a picture book Bible and doodling himself in. “Everybody knows that 1 x 1 x 1 equals 3 not 1. Obviously in the Trinity, you get three Gods! This is polytheism!” An outraged Muhammad said.

            “In Islam, God is 1,” Muhammad explained, putting on his math teacher voice. “You get 1 by adding 1 + 1 + 1.”

            At publishing time, Muhammad could be heard listing off all 99 of Allah’s attributes. “95 + 5 equals all 99 of Allah’s attributes!” Muhammad declared. The prophet’s math professor could not be reached for comment.