Satura Apologia Today
Carthage Illinois – Upon completing his 22nd readthrough of Song of Songs last Thursday, LDS prophet Joseph Smith finally managed to locate himself in the Bible. A quest that Smith has been embarked on for quite some time.
“I could imagine any one of my forty wives calling me handsome.” Joseph Smith said upon reading the first part of Song of Songs 1:16. “I bet I am not as handsome as Solomon, after all, he had seven hundred wives.” Smith shrugged. “I have forty though, so I can’t look that bad.”
Additionally, Joseph Smith assured Latter Day Saints that he would be a President like King Solomon.
By publishing time, Joseph Smith was awarded the prestigious ‘Solomon of the Year’ award.