Satura Apologia Today

Headquarters of the New York Times – In a clear indication that there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet, the Quran came out as a number one New York Times bestseller. Allah is being hailed as the greatest literary genius of all times.

            “This is storytelling genius at its best! It doesn’t even start at the beginning.” Best-selling author of the Lord of the Rings J.R.R. Tolkien said.

            “I was just flabbergasted by the prose.” William Shakespeare marveled. “Even I, in my wildest imaginings could not make a chapter so confusing to the lay reader.”

            “This was so good; I literally had my head in a hat the whole time!” Exhilarated reader and prophet Joseph Smith said.

            In related news, the unlettered Islamic prophet Muhammad wondered where the picture book version of the Quran was.