Satura Apologia Today

Oxford University – While researching in preparation to write his groundbreaking Letters to a Christian Nation atheist Sam Harris discovered that Muhammad was sexist. Quickly, the atheist took to Twitter to detail his new findings.

            “See, Christians are bad for society and women in general! #Bright.”

            Meanwhile, in his book God is Not Great, atheist Christopher Hitchens discovered that Muhammad killed people at some point. Hitchens also took to Twitter, ready to shake Christians everywhere with his newfound discoveries.

            “Any God that would command the prophet Muhammad to commit murder is not great and certainly not worthy of worship. This and other findings will be detailed in my new book showing why you should not be a Christian. #Bright.”

            In seemingly unrelated news, the New Atheists took to calling themselves “the Brights” because they are so smart, and religious people are just that stupid.