Satura Apologia Today

Sharon Vermont – Upon returning home from movie theatres after seeing Stars Wars for the first time, Joseph Smith Jr. told his father Joseph Smith Sr. that he too would like to have his own planet when he grows up.

“What would you call your planet, buddy?” Joseph Smith Sr. wondered.

“Kolob!” Little Joseph said enthusiastically.

After having a hard conversation with little Joseph about the implausibility of owning his own planet one day, Joseph Smith Sr. sent his son outside to play. Neighborhood parents reported that little Joseph had quite the imagination as he played spirit babies with all the little neighborhood kids.

In related news, little Joseph also expressed his intent to become God when he grows up.