Satura Apologia Today

Mecca – A bewildered prophet Muhammad recently tuned into his local news outlet and was surprised to find that the focus was entirely on Islamic terrorists.

            “Why is there no mass outrage about Amish suicide bombers?” Muhammad wondered. “Where I come from, everybody knows that the Amish horse and buggy is simply a Trojan horse for terrorism!” An outraged Muhammad continued. “Why is nobody even aware of the growing Mennonite menace?”

            “Mormon missionaries on bicycles are literally terrorizing me.” A Muslim who wished to remain anonymous said in support of Muhammad’s claim. “But do they get any media attention? No! All we in the West ever talk about is Islamic terrorism.”

            Additionally, Muhammad warned of the rising threat of Buddhist Berserkers going berserk in local grocery stores.