Satura Apologia Today

Salt Lake City – Upon completing his New World Translation, Jehovah’s Witness founder Charles Taze Russell sought the assistance of LDS prophet Joseph Smith in writing The New Planet Translation of the Holy Scriptures.

            “The New Planet Translation will clarify many misunderstood doctrines.” Joseph Smith and Charles Taze Russell said in a joint statement. “Latter Day Saint doctrine has never clearly laid out how exactly one becomes God of his own planet.” Joseph Smith said. “The New Planet Translation will give divine guidance on building big star ships.”

            Additionally, The New Planet Translation will provide Latitude and Longitude coordinates for the planet Kolob. It will also include a step-by-step guide as to how one procreates spirit babies.

            Joseph Smith and Charles Taze Russell did not reply immediately to our request for comment.