Satura Apologia Today

Mecca – After finally learning that the Holy Spirit did in fact exist, and the Virgin Mary was not the second person of the Trinity as suggested in Surah 5: 116, Islamic Prophet Muhammad set out to refute the doctrine of the Holy Spirit.

            “Say not three,” Muhammad said, quoting Surah 4:171, as though Christians actually believed in three Gods. “And more importantly say not Star Wars. Desist from saying ‘the Force be with you’ for it shall be better for you.” Muhammad continued, as though the magical entity from the movie Star Wars was the same as the Holy Spirit.

            At publishing time, Muhammad responded to critics who were critical of Muhammad’s misconception of the Holy Spirit. Muhammad cited his illiteracy, stating that the only way he could learn about the Holy Spirit was from a movie because he couldn’t read.