Satura Apologia Today

Mecca – Next year, the blockbuster action and adventure film Indiana Jones and the Sheep of Aisha is expected to hit the box office. According to sources familiar with the matter, the Islamic Prophet Muhammad is expected to sue. The suit will be filed on grounds that the Quran is in fact perfectly preserved, and no verses underwent a sheep’s digestive processes.

            According to promo information, the film will see Indiana Jones trekking through the whole of Arabia looking for an immortal sheep that accidentally digested part of Allah’s perfectly preserved word. This sheep, like the Quran, will be perfectly preserved. Also like the Quran, the sheep will be a miraculous creature. Unlike Muhammad, it will be able to perform miracles and put Indy’s life in danger.

            The film is expected to bomb at the box office, with viewers passing the time by counting sheep while Indy goes looking for a sheep.