Satura Apologia Today
We here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site take pride in our efforts to push back on the secular narratives being taught in schools. So, we thought we would turn it over to a few underrated scientists and overrated prophets.
Muhammad and Joseph will add three unique perspectives on the sun and the moon.
- Joseph Smith: “There are people that look like Quakers living on the moon as we speak. No, they don’t look like oatmeal, they look like real old-fashioned Quakers. No, Neil Armstrong did not meet them because…”
- Muhammad: “Great tragedy befell these people when I got bored and split the moon one night into two halves.”
- Muhammad: “The sun sets every evening in a muddy pool of water. This water is hot. And people live there. Just ask Alexander the Great. Yes, he did meet them. No, he didn’t specify whether or not they were Quakers.”
Wondering how much of this is satire and how much is fake news? Check out these two articles in addition to Surah 18: 83 – 86. https://www.mrm.org/moon-men https://www.answering-islam.org/authors/shamoun/rebuttals/badawi/splitting_moon.html