Satura Apologia Today

New Delhi, India – After trying, and failing for millennia to become one with Brahman, Hindu believers recently decided to become one with the Force.

            “Forget about this being one with Brahman stuff.” A local Hindu who also happened to be a Star Wars fan said. “I’ll be one with the force instead. After all, they are both pantheistic.”

            “That sounds way cooler than being reincarnated as a cow!” Said one Hindu farmer. “I love my cows and all, but being one with the force just has more of a ring to it than mooing my way through the next life.”

            George Lucas did not respond to our request for comment.