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Beyond the Satire Note: Does the Council of Trent anathematize anyone who believes in grace alone through faith alone? https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/article/9-things-you-should-know-about-the-council-of-trent/

Trent, Italy – In a blow to the Reformers, the Council of Trent took a vote and unanimously decided to remove all thirteen Pauline epistles from the Bible.

Pope Paul III issued a clarification statement. “It is pretty obvious to me that Paul is a Calvinist, and his books are as full of protestant heresy as Calvin’s and Luther’s books are.” Further down in his statement Pope Paul III also revealed that he would be changing his name to Pope Saul 1^st.

In related news, the Council announced that those Pauline letters would be replaced by the previously unheard-of books of 2^nd James, 3^rd James, 4^th James, and 5^th James.

By publishing time, Catholics around the world have noticed that the books of 1^st and 2^nd Peter have been changed to the books of 1^st and 2^nd Pope.