Satura Apologia Today

Gaza Strip – In a terrifying turn of events, Dalek creator Davros recited the Shahada over the weekend. “There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet! Exterminate!”

“Exterminate! Exterminate!” The Daleks’ metallic voices rang out as they rolled into Israel.”

“Allah has turned the Thals into Jews.” Islamic prophet Muhammad declared in a joint press conference with Davros. “They must be exterminated.”

“I obey!” Davros declared.  In Israel, Daleks could be heard crying. “Fight those who do not believe in the name of Allah! Exterminate! Exterminate! The Jews must be exterminated!”

In related news, college students across the nations said that just as the responsibility for Islamic terrorist attacks lay at the feet of the Jews, responsibility for Dalek attacks lay at the feet of the Doctor.