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Beyond the Satire Note: Have any of the changes to the Book of Mormon been significant? https://carm.org/mormonism/some-of-the-many-changes-in-the-book-of-mormon/

Headquarters of the LDS Church – After learning that the Book of Mormon has had at least four thousand changes to it, concerned Latter Day Saints flocked to there beloved prophet Joseph Smith for reassurance.

“Well, that’s nothing compared to the changes that Wikipedia has undergone over the years.” Joseph Smith said relatively flippantly, when asked about the four thousand changes. “Students throughout all times consider Wikipedia an inerrant source for their papers and it has had far more changes to it then the Book of Mormon.”

The second President of the LDS church, Brigham Young added his reassurances to Joseph Smith’s. “I can guarantee concerned Latter Day Saints everywhere that the Book of Mormon is just as reliable as Wikipedia.” Young said in a statement.

In related news, Muhammad reassured Muslims that the Hadith is just as inerrant as the Watchtower Society is. None of the prophets in question could be reached for comment.