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Beyond the Satire: Richard Dawkins says he is a “cultural Christian” now. https://www.foxnews.com/media/famous-atheist-says-identifies-cultural-christian-horrified-promotion-islamic-holiday If this doesn’t put the nail in the coffin of “new atheism,” I don’t know what does.

            Oxford UK – Famed atheist and author Richard Dawkins declared recently that he is now a Christian, with only a few itsy-bitsy little caveats.

            “While it is true that I am a Christian, I don’t believe that God exists.” Dawkins said in clarification of his position. “I don’t believe that God created the world. I don’t believe that Jesus rose from the dead to save us from our sins. I don’t even believe there is such a thing as sin. I definitely don’t believe in the Trinity. A nonsensical notion really. I don’t go to Church, and I certainly don’t confess my sins. But yes, besides a few minor and irrelevant little details I am now a Christian.”

            “Of course,” Dawkins said on further reflection. “I do love my little English cathedrals.”

            In related news, Richard Dawkins assured fans that he was not a Muslim in any way, shape, or form. “I am not a Muslim with or without the Muslim stuff.” Dawkins said at the time of this article’s publication.