Satura Apologia Today

Thneedville – Islamic prophet Muhammad recently dawned an orange suit and a yellow mustache as he popped by Thneedville.

            “I am Muhammad I speak for Tawhid!” A literally bouncing Muhammad said going up and down the streets. “I am Muhammad I speak for Tawhid. God is not three and I say it with glee, for I am Muhammad and I speak for Tawhid!”

            When asked if inspired by Dr. Seuss’s account of the Lorax, Muhammad replied “Of course not, I can’t read!” The prophet went on to suggest that he may have been influenced by the pictures.

            By the time of this article’s publication, Muhammad had dropped by the Once-ler’s house in hopes of convincing him to recite the Shahada.