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Beyond the Satire: What do Catholics believe about the perpetual virginity of Mary? Is it Biblical? https://www.gotquestions.org/perpetual-virginity-Mary.html

The Vatican – When speaking with Church goers over the weekend, his holiness Pope Francis answered the question that has long been vexing devout Catholic biologists. Over the years, some especially studious Catholic scientists have wondered where exactly Jesus’ brothers come from if Mary truly remained a perpetual virgin.

“Why, James, Jude, and Simon were hatched in the nest of the great Nazarene stork.” Pope Francis answered. “Mary simply dropped by to pick the boys up. Imagine, what a temptation it must have been for our blessed LORD and savior to refrain from teasing his brothers about being hatched.”

Sources close to the Pope even suggested that the Devil entered into Mary and Joseph’s households to sing ‘happy hatch day’ to Jude, for he was always dreadfully insecure about such things.

In response to allegations from protestants that there is absolutely no Biblical support for the great Nazarene stork, his eminence waved it off by saying it was just as Biblical as the immaculate conception.

The Vatican did not reply to our request for comment.