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Beyond the Satire: A high school in Whales is under investigation for teaching creationism. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cv22l3n0wn0o

Whales – The National Secular Society (NSS) obtained highly concerning images from a local school which had posters up reminding students to thank the cooks in the cafeteria.

“It is not the role of education to indoctrinate students into believing that great meals have chefs.” An NSS spokesperson who was almost dying of starvation waiting for dinner to come out of nothing said. “Education is required to teach science as well as basic life skills such as extreme patience while waiting for tables to evolve into food.”

At publishing time, the National Secular Society suggested that schools should be required to deny the existence of builders, gardeners, and authors. “Obviously, science clearly states that buildings build themselves, weedless gardens weed themselves through natural processes, and books evolve naturally out of trees that paper comes from. Everybody knows this!”

In related news, the NSS is also known as the National Starvation Society.