Satura Apologia Today

New York – The Islamic prophet Muhammad has been seen wandering Manchester New York wandering in and out of bookstores reading the Bible and discovering what Christians have been saying for centuries. Muhammad, much to his own dismay, could not be found in the Holy Bible.

            It was at that moment that saving grace appeared to Muhammad in the form of the LDS prophet Joseph Smith. The Latter-Day Saint prophet consoled Muhammad by revealing Muhammad is in fact in the Book of Mormon. “I am sure we can find a way to squeeze you in there.” Smith assured Muhammad.

            As of publishing time, all claims of Muhammad in the Bible have been abandoned. Muslim apologists will now be putting all their efforts into proving Muhammad can be found in the Book of Mormon. And if that doesn’t work Muslims have high hopes of finding Muhammad in the New World translation of the Bible.