Satura Apologia Today

Geneva – The man who put the Calvin in Calvinist is finally fed up. Heart breaking news for Calvinists comes out of Geneva as John Calvin, founder of the doctrine of Calvinism reveals he is sick of doing what he was predestined to do.

            “Come on God!” Calvin complained. “I want to think free thoughts. I am tired of thinking only what you predestined me to think. What is the point in trying anymore, you will accomplish your will anyway? Stop telling me what to think already!”

            Calvinists across the world are lamenting this betrayal by Calvin just as they were predestined to do.