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Factual Note: The Kalam Cosmological argument states that everything that began to exist has a cause, the universe began to exist and therefore the universe has a cause. The Kalam Cosmological Argument has been pioneered by Christian apologist William Lane Craig.

Manchester New York – Breaking news as Charles Darwin admits total bewilderment. Recently, Joseph Smith showed up on Darwin’s porch and attempted to convert Darwin to Mormonism. Darwin was bewildered to find that Joseph Smith didn’t pull a William Lane Craig on him and use the Kalam Cosmological argument in their debate.

“I was shocked.” Darwin told his wife. “Every theist loves to recite the long-winded premises and conclusions of the Cosmological argument. Then this blond-haired LDS dude shows up on my doorstep, does my dishes, and flat out rejects every theist’s favorite argument.”

Joseph Smith confided to his wives that he has some issues with the Kalam Cosmological argument. “Of course, I wouldn’t give Darwin that argument.” Smith said. “The universe is eternal!”

As of publishing time, William Lane Craig could not be reached for comment on Smith’s rejection of the Cosmological argument.