Survey Finds That Most Protestants Think the Protestant Reformation Wouldn’t Have Happened if G.K. Chesterton Was Pope
Survey Finds That Most Protestants Think the Protestant Reformation Wouldn’t Have Happened if G.K. Chesterton Was Pope

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Beaconsfield Buckinghamshire – We here at everybody’s favorite apologetics satire site took a survey to see what it would take to stop the Protestant Reformation. Well, the results are in!

            Results from the survey indicated that most protestants believe that the great 20th century journalist and Catholic apologist G.K. Chesterton could have prevented the protestant reformation as Pope. Fortunately, Chesterton agreed with us!

            “I would have kept my old pal Martin Luther happy.” Chesterton told Rock Solid Apologia. “Instead of being the apostle of common sense, I would have been the pope of common sense.” Regrettably, neither Martin Luther nor John Calvin could be reached for comment one way or the other.

            In related news, this story comes on the heels of groundbreaking news from Martin Luther himself. Read the full story here! Martin Luther Announces He is Running for Pope ‘Make Catholicism Great Again!’ https://rocksolidapologia.com/?p=315

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