Satura Apologia Today

City of Jerusalem – Sources indicate that Doubting Thomas was pleased to finally rid himself of the nickname that he had become synonymous with. In a groundbreaking story, the prophet Muhammad appeared to the disciples to question whether Jesus actually died.

            “Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe that Jesus died.” Muhammad paused. “I mean was he dead, or was he dead dead?” Muhammad added as a footnote that the Quran would have to say Jesus died as well for Muhammad to believe. And not just dead, but dead dead.  

            “Dude! You are even worse than Thomas.” Peter exclaimed. “Even doubting Thomas could admit that Jesus died.”

            In related news, a dude even more skeptical than Muhammad announced he was converting to Christianity after meeting Jesus on the road to Damascus. Peter told Rock Solid Apologia that he was praying that Muhammad would have the same experience.