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Mrs. Darwin’s Kitchen – We here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site got an exclusive interview with Emma Darwin! We told Mrs. Darwin that we wanted to get to know the real Charles Darwin.

“Oh, Charles.” Mrs. Darwin said in a fond tone. “He cannot cook to save his life. The man just sits there and waits for food to materialize as if it were the universe. He says he is waiting for a ‘big bang.’” Mrs. Darwin sighed. “If I were not a creationist when it came to food, he would starve.”

In a related topic, Mrs. Darwin expressed her displeasure with Charles’s obsession with ‘Planet of the Apes.’ “I do wish Charles would stop looking for that horrid movie on the history channel!” She declared. More on that story is found only on the world’s one and only apologetics satire site. https://rocksolidapologia.com/?p=563