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Arabia – The Islamic prophet Muhammad was seen gathering all his companions into a homeschool circle to talk about the Quran.

            “Gather around my companions! Gather around!” Muhammad said. “I have a fun game we can all play! I will whisper what Allah told me in your ear, you will memorize it and pass it on. This will work because Allah says it will!”

Sources told the world’s one and only apologetics satire site that Muhammad had complete confidence in the children’s game that always resulted in changed messages to not change his message. “Afterall!” One source declared. “Since when did anything get changed in a game of telephone?” The latest reports indicate that this particular game of telephone went on for quite some time.

            In related news, Christian apologists have examined the results of Muhammad’s telephone game. Check out the latest news on the “perfect preservation” of the Quran with Dr. David Wood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtTvPQniKnc