Satura Apologia Today
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- “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.” – Matthew 7:15
Muslim apologists, rejoice! Here he is! Muhammad’s in the Bible!
2. “Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, for many false prophets have gone into the world.” – 1st John 4:1
Obviously talking about Joseph Smith. The use of the term “beloved” gives it the nice Latter-Day Saint feel.
3. “For false Christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.” – Matthew 24:24
It must be Joseph Smith; Muhammad didn’t perform any miracles. Oh wait, neither did Joseph Smith.
4.“But false prophets arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction.” 2nd Peter 2:1
Couldn’t be Joseph Smith or Muhammad, neither was very secretive about their heresies. This one’s got to be talking about Charles Taze Russell.
Let us know if we missed any prophesies!