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Going Beyond the Satire: Was Joseph Smith a true martyr? Check out this article from the Mormon research ministry. https://www.mrm.org/martyrdom

The grove of trees around Joseph Smith’s place – Recently, Latter Day Saint prophet Joseph Smith put his stellar translation skills to use and decided to translate the Bible from Reformed Egyptian, back into English. https://rocksolidapologia.com/?p=464

            Sources confirmed that Smith was shocked to see that it was Peter that cut off the Roman’s ear and not Jesus. “What the heck!” Smith exclaimed. “Jesus didn’t fight back?” So, being a prophet who can do that sort of thing, Smith confronted his savior in the backyard.

            “Stick em up!” A decidedly gangster looking Joseph Smith told LDS Heavenly Father and LDS Jesus before he realized who they were. The mortal bodies of the LDS Gods sometimes made it hard to distinguish between man and God. “Oops.” Smith said. Joseph Smith did have the grace to look abashed when LDS heavenly father’s mortal body took cover in the nearest bush.

            “Don’t you know that all true martyrs go out with a bang just like me.” Smith told LDS Jesus after Heavenly Father forgave him.

            “Yes, Joseph, I am sure they do.” LDS Heavenly Father replied. “But please, just put that pistol away before there is a nasty accident.”