Satura Apologia Today

Arabia - Islamic prophet Muhammad recently figured out just how exactly Allah rescued Jesus from his horrific death on the cross. It turns out that Allah in his wisdom decided to use a hot air balloon.

             “The apostle Peter designed a hot air balloon and snatched Jesus (peace be upon him) off the cross before the Roman’s very eyes.” Muhammad told Muslims and Christians alike.

            Christians reminded Muhammad that hot air balloons were not an option for a first century fisherman. Muhammad pointed out that Peter, as a superstitious first century dude didn’t know that hot air balloons had not been invented yet and designed one anyway.

“Jesus’s (peace be upon him) ascension was a happy accident.” Muhammad concluded. “Jesus floated into the clouds when Peter lost control of the hot air balloon and Jesus was never seen again.”

            At publishing time, the Write brothers had reached out to Peter hoping for some tips on building their new plane.