Satura Apologia Today
Do you find yourself wresting with blind faith in the idea that Jesus did not rise from the dead? Are you finding that there is absolutely no evidence for that belief? We here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site compiled a list of the best alternate theories for the resurrection. If the scholarly theories aren’t doing it for you, try these!
- John the Baptist taught Jesus karate in the desert. Jesus found those skills to be handy in resisting arrest.
- Peter accidently cut off Jesus’s head when he tried to kill that Roman servant.
- Todd. It was Todd. He appeared to the apostle Paul.
If these don’t help the skeptics ground their faith in truth, we don’t know what will!