Satura Apologia Today
Have you ever found yourself in disagreement with scripture? Have you noticed that you’re better at interpreting God’s word than God is? Well, that is probably how the prophet’s Joseph Smith and Charles Taze Russell felt when they started Mormonism and Jehovah’s Witness respectively.
We here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site dug up these dude’s step by step guide to starting a false religion. Don’t try this at home!
- Fetch the scissors, open your Bible, and cut out the passages you disagree with.
- Declare that the Bible has been corrupted! (Note, you did not corrupt the Bible by removing the verses you disliked, those verses were already corrupt)
- Make it known that you are an expert in a language you know nothing about.
- Try making a few verifiably false prophesies.
There you have it folks. It’s easy! Like the almighty says, “For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction.” (Matthew 7:13)