Satura Apologia Today

Carthage Illinois – LDS prophet Joseph Smith was seen limping into the temple today after a rough night in the ring.

            “Joseph, what happened to your leg?” A concerned Emma Smith asked.

            “Relax my dear. It’s nothing.” A tough sounding Joseph Smith replied. “I wanted to see if I was half the wrestler that Jacob was, and I got Heavenly Father in the ring with me.”

            “You did what now?” Devout Latter Day Saint Brigham Young asked.

            “I duked it out with Heavenly Father all night. Now my backside hurts. Heavenly Father’s got style you know.”

            At publishing time, Smith told Latter Day Saints that wrestling with God was in fact a bad idea. “Even if he is a false God, do not try this at home!” Smith concluded.