Satura Apologia Today

Houston TX – A special guest speaker is expected at a prominent mega church in Houston Texas. LDS prophet Joseph Smith is expected to pop by and one up the famed prosperity gospel preacher by offering blessings greater than gold.

            “Folks, you have been told week after week that if you trust Jesus, wealth is yours. You can name it, claim it, and be blessed.” Joseph Smith told the massive crowd assembled at the mega Church. “If you like that, boy have I got a deal for you! If you trust in Jesus, Godhood is yours! You can name it, claim it, and bless people when you are a God.” Smith received a standing ovation as the sermon finished.

            After the sermon, congregants could pick up Joseph Smith’s new book ‘Your Best Godhood now’ in the main lobby. As of publishing time, ‘Your Best Godhood Now’ reached number one on the list of best – selling heresy.